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Thursday, 11 January 2018



Which kind wahala come be this na eeh, you ask me question i answer am finish wetin come concern you and my chain now eehh.
Lecturer: i said bring the chain here. ( he shouted)
Me: ok sir am coming.
Me Osuagwu nor be person wey you go want play with, so i quickly remove the chain from my neck and walk forward to hand it to him.
lecturer: go and drop it on my table in my office.
I walk straight to his office and drop the chain at the table, after class i went to see the lecturer, come see as people lineup for im office wey wan see am, last week he did not collect some report book because they fail to summit on time, so everybody just lineup holding their report book on their hands as if them wan receive money from bank, if i wan wait na like 2 hours oh, so i left and sat at one restaurant inside school, “madam abeg give me one bottle of farouz” i said as i sat down and relax my head against the wall, then mercy walk in, she came to were i sitting and sat down.
Mercy: good afternoon
me: afternoon, how is ur day going?
Mercy: fine and urs?
Me: alright, i hope u are getting better now.
Mercy: yes thanks to God.
Me: okay.
She remain mute for two minutes then ask.
Mercy: i hope you will be coming to the crusade.
Me: i don't know yet let time reach first.
Mercy: what time are you talking about? I told you, you have few more days to live instead of you to follow me so that we will go see our pastor, you are telling me let the time reach, what did she even give u to eat?
Me: mercy please not now.
Mercy: what happen to you, huh? You know you are not yourself why not let us find solution.
Na which kind wahala this girl come carry come now eeh, i stood up carry my bag and Head to the door, she stood on my way, everybody for restaurant come begin dey look us.
Girls: girl no allow am pass oh
Boys: guy, girl dey beg you and you form fine boy, you dey dull us here oh.
I tried to move her out of the way and she hold my head and kiss me, the kiss enter my head go inside my medulla onblogatha, within some seconds, electric spark killing all the glove and burning the television on the wall, i quickly free myself from her grip and ran out.
As i walk out of the restaurant i heard, ”
Guy 1: oh boy my phone don blind oh,
Guy 2: even me too oh, maybe that transformer don burn again.
Guy 1: chai i wish i know i for nor plug my phone for here oh.
I walk out of the restaurant leaving my ex lover, but why that electric come spark na, and why mercy no receive slap like blessing, i continue pondering over the whole issue, i was surprised to see her kiss me like that, i for dodge am na if say i know, i went to see the lecturer and this time na like 6 people remain, so i decided to wait.
Me: guy i dey your back,
i told the last person make all those trouble maker no come carry their strong head come begging they argue say them no meet me here, i sat down while i watch the line, pressing my phone, i login naijauncut. and i saw what baffe me, a warri pastor f-----g a woman for pregnancy, the woman lie down in bench while the pastor bend and be f-----g her, “power enter power enter” that was what she was saying, the pastor just dey sama her, lol the speerm go turn anointing oil wey go give her belle, or so i thought.
After i watch the video finish by then e remain one person, so i went to stand at his back, after like 2minutes e remain only me,
me: good afternoon sir.
Lecturer: yeah oz, you came for the chain right?
Me: yes sir.
Lecturer: so you said your friend gave it to you.
Me: yes sir.
Lecturer: which of your friend
me: my girlfriend sir
Lecturer: is that your friend a governor daughter or president daughter?
Me: none sir,
lecturer: hmmm, how much will you sell it.
Me: its not for sale sir.
Lecturer: hahahaha there is nothing in this world that is not for sale, OK name your price.
Me: its priceless sir.
Lecturer: i will give you 50k
me: no sir
lecturer: 100k
me: no sir
lecturer: i will give you A in all your papers.
Me: thank you sir but i prefer a fair result.
Lecturer: 200k
me: no sir.
Lecturer: its seems you are the stubborn type, you there to put on something like this in my class.
Me: am sorry sir.
Lecturer: don't be because this chain will be submited to the head office, and don't bother coming to beg because nobody will answer.
Me: but sir…
Lecturer: no but get out of my office, am done with you.
I left the office smiling of course.


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