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Thursday, 15 March 2018

STORY, DIARY OF A LEKKI HOUSE BOY CHAPTER 18

” Go get a room ye silly kids that stays in the

same house!!!!!!!!! Or y’all want a

ttthr….eeee…some…” A commanding voice from

SOMEWHERE came from NOWHERE.

The two of us looked up in some quick reflex to the

direction of where the voice came. Something in me

told me it was Asamoah but I just had to confirm

things for myself, am sure Faith was of the same

thoughts because she joined me as I smiled and

rained self praises(Whoever said only some

particular set of people from nigeria loved praises

though ) on Asamoah whom to me was dead

drunk and super fly on weed.

“You two be misbehaving, na today una know say

strafffing good? Get a room or die!!!!”.. Asamoah

said.

And No, I wasn’t regretting, scared or even shakey..

All I know was that it felt good being caught by him

(the same guy that’s been lying to me.. Or so I

thought.. But who cares? ) *not like I was gonna

get a fluting or anything on that “___/” chair anyway

*

My hand was still under the towel, doing absolutely

nothing but I could feel faith’s pussay juice dry on

my hands while I was listening to craps Asamoah

had to say.. “Beensh can you die now?” Was what

faith said to Asamoah in an attempt to shut him up

and it worked .

“Hmmmmm! That has gotta be the 3rd best

moment of 2012….” I said to Faith as Asamoah

walked away giving us a “F..u..ck you” middle

finger.

“silly boy! Which is 1st and 2nd huh?”… She asked…

“Ummm.. 2nd was about 30mins ago, best kiss ever

even if I didn’t get to touch where my senses got

lost, and 1st…. Hmmmmm!, that’s gotta be when I

find my lost senses “.. I said into her ears, I didn’t

know what made me bite her ear oh, but e be like

say the tin pain am (Don’t try this if you have

teeth like Suarez abeg!!!! )

By the way, you and I know I lied to her to make her

head big , let me give you the correct ranking as

of now 1)Reserved, 2)I made a girl Kum with my

tongue(Yvonne) 3)Best Kiss(Faith) 4)I Made four As

in my WAEC (Dedicated to people that thinks

perve….rts are dumba..sses . Wait, I wasn’t a

per..v when I wrote WAEC right? )

Whatever those words did to her though, she was

smiling like her straight face muscles were dead

(But why do girls enjoy being lied to nah? )

*convo

Faith: Hmmmm! Seems we have got the same

moments baby. (Ehehehe! No Gender

discrimination please!!!, even though that sounded

like a lie, it was sweet to hear )

Me: Sounds cool yo, now can you please turn

around and listen to my heart beat once more?

(Former position).

Faith: Alright per…v.. But what ever it is, that was

huge!!.. (Eheheh! Like you already know.. No just

talk say she dey lie oh! Because this one I believe

am die… If not for anything else, at least for the hole

my three hands couldn’t penetraYte..

When she was turning, I had a revelation from

nowhere that sounded like “Omo! You no go smell

your hands see if Ajekpako(only 1 wey I finger for

SS3 ) and Ajebotas dey smell the same? ” (Ohh!

I also did this to Yvonne after she closed the door..

Codedly oh .. Don’t ask me her smell ).. Well, I

acted like I was taking something off my nose and

smelled it.(Don’t ask!!!!!! But if I am the only one

that have done this, then I must be sadly curious

)

WATCH OUT FOR PART 19 TOMORROW

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